Vixxa's Theoretical Ideal Man part II: REVISED 2nd DRAFT

Honest & straight-forward.

Just and fair from a moral, ethical, and legal standpoint.

Brilliant.

Heterosexual.

Prefers liberal arts or sciences over money &  business .

Strong provider and protector. Preferably an outlaw. ;) 

Sober. 

Clean.

Spiritually inclined. Non-Christian. Non-Atheist. 

Romantic ;) 

Confident / cocky (in a good way)

Nationality/ethnicity standpoint...could be a mix of any of the following: Italian, Native American, German, Slovak, Jamaican, Puerto Rican, Japanese, African, English, French, Greek, mediterranean

Non-caucasian and NOOOOO IRISH MEN. 

I have REVISED MY BATMAN / BRUCE WAYNE THEORY, in exchange for the Gary Oldman version of Commissioner Gordon Theory. 

Like...seriously, Batman??

You didn’t kill the Joker. You are SUCH a pussy. 

Vixxa’s Theoretical Ideal Man Recipe.

1 part Gary Oldman as Commissioner Gordon in the Christopher Nolan Batman series 

1 part Roger Rabbit (let me count the ways....total devotion to Jessica and can make her laugh!! AWW.)

1 part Rob Zombie. Rocker, likes horror and goth stuff, but seems like he would be a ton of fun and very smart and probably tons of fun in bed.

1 part Gingerbread Man **SEE BELOW**. 

((I’m keeping my former Batman Theory up for general entertainment)). 

Original Batman/Bruce Wayne Theory

--minus leaving me in the end to be a crusader and stressing and worrying about him dying.

Other possible pit-fall(s) on dating Batman: 

-caring more about society than me. Ultimately we would need to compromise and although I would support his crusade and pursue an independent life and mission of my own, I would also need to come first...cuz if momma ain't happy, ain't nobody happy.

-Will most likely need psychotherapy to better communication skills and not process his own traumatic past.

Plusses for dating the caped crusader:

-million dollar bank account

-big mansion where I could do Vixxa photo-shoots anytime I wanted with any theme and any costume, outfit, and props I wanted

-wicked car that's 100% bullet and fire proof

-kinky bat cave where we could be all alone

-cool butler AND private chauffeur that offers words of wisdom at the perfect moment and happens to be MICHAEL CAINE 

-tortured, deep soul who could empathize with my issues with PTSD 

-genuinely good man out to destroy destroy evil

-sweet martial arts training

-access to bangin' hallucinogens (hahaha, actually I'm not really into hallucinogens, unless they were part of a really bad-ass warrior training ala Rahj A Ghoul...i still don't know how to spell his name...).

Watch for any further revisions. ;)