First of all...
I like sensuality. Case in point, Robin Thicke "Sex Therapy" and Chris Isaac "Wicked Games".
Second of all...
I hate bullshitters.
This does not mean you have to be honest 24/7/365. That is literally impossible, even for the sake of forgetting stuff or mis-wording things. I mean big lies as in you have a criminal record, secret drug habit, or addiction, or are secretly gay or something horrible that would ruin my life if I found out years down the road. (You will find that I really don't believe in extremes, because I don't even believe 100 percents even exist...we're all human, we're all flawed, unless you're Jesus or Prince, you aren't going to be perfect and I don't expect that).
Ideal Man Recipe.
1 part Roger Rabbit (let me count the ways....total devotion to Jessica and can make her laugh!! AWW.)
1 part Robin Thicke (HOTTIE. Talented, sensual, actually handsome, but not trying too hard and not being gross)
1 part Xzibit (ok...big, seemingly scary black man who really could protect me and throw me over his shoulder but then laughs and is like hilarious in person?? Brilliant!)
1 part Gary Oldman as Dracula.
1 part D'Angelo ONLY FROM THE UNTITLED VIDEO, NOT HIM IN REAL LIFE.
1 part Johnny Depp as Capt. Jack Sparrow.
1 part Rob Zombie. Rocker, likes horror and goth stuff, but seems like he would be a ton of fun and very smart and probably tons of fun in bed.
1 part Wolverine.
99 part Batman/Bruce Wayne
minus leaving me in the end to be a crusader and stressing and worrying about him dying.
Other pit-fall(s) would be him caring more about society than me. Ultimately we would need to compromise and although I would support his crusade and pursue an independent life and mission of my own, I would also need to come first...cuz if momma ain't happy, ain't nobody happy.
Will most likely need psychotherapy so he's better at communicating and not overly-invested in his own past.
Plusses include: million dollar bank account; big mansion where I could do Vixxa photo-shoots anytime I wanted with any theme and any costume, outfit, and props I wanted; wicked car that's 100% bullet and fire proof; kinky bat cave where we could be all alone; cool butler that offers words of wisdom at the perfect moment and is a chauffeur; tortured, deep soul who would understand my issues with PTSD; genuinely good man out to destroy destroy evil, sweet martial arts training, and, of course, access to bangin' hallucinogens (hahaha, actually I'm not really into hallucinogens, unless they were part of a really bad-ass warrior training ala Rahj A Ghoul...i still don't know how to spell his name...).
That's all I can think of for now, but I'm certain I will be back to add and edit this list.
I like sensuality. Case in point, Robin Thicke "Sex Therapy" and Chris Isaac "Wicked Games".
Second of all...
I hate bullshitters.
This does not mean you have to be honest 24/7/365. That is literally impossible, even for the sake of forgetting stuff or mis-wording things. I mean big lies as in you have a criminal record, secret drug habit, or addiction, or are secretly gay or something horrible that would ruin my life if I found out years down the road. (You will find that I really don't believe in extremes, because I don't even believe 100 percents even exist...we're all human, we're all flawed, unless you're Jesus or Prince, you aren't going to be perfect and I don't expect that).
Ideal Man Recipe.
1 part Roger Rabbit (let me count the ways....total devotion to Jessica and can make her laugh!! AWW.)
1 part Robin Thicke (HOTTIE. Talented, sensual, actually handsome, but not trying too hard and not being gross)
1 part Xzibit (ok...big, seemingly scary black man who really could protect me and throw me over his shoulder but then laughs and is like hilarious in person?? Brilliant!)
1 part Gary Oldman as Dracula.
1 part D'Angelo ONLY FROM THE UNTITLED VIDEO, NOT HIM IN REAL LIFE.
1 part Johnny Depp as Capt. Jack Sparrow.
1 part Rob Zombie. Rocker, likes horror and goth stuff, but seems like he would be a ton of fun and very smart and probably tons of fun in bed.
1 part Wolverine.
99 part Batman/Bruce Wayne
minus leaving me in the end to be a crusader and stressing and worrying about him dying.
Other pit-fall(s) would be him caring more about society than me. Ultimately we would need to compromise and although I would support his crusade and pursue an independent life and mission of my own, I would also need to come first...cuz if momma ain't happy, ain't nobody happy.
Will most likely need psychotherapy so he's better at communicating and not overly-invested in his own past.
Plusses include: million dollar bank account; big mansion where I could do Vixxa photo-shoots anytime I wanted with any theme and any costume, outfit, and props I wanted; wicked car that's 100% bullet and fire proof; kinky bat cave where we could be all alone; cool butler that offers words of wisdom at the perfect moment and is a chauffeur; tortured, deep soul who would understand my issues with PTSD; genuinely good man out to destroy destroy evil, sweet martial arts training, and, of course, access to bangin' hallucinogens (hahaha, actually I'm not really into hallucinogens, unless they were part of a really bad-ass warrior training ala Rahj A Ghoul...i still don't know how to spell his name...).
That's all I can think of for now, but I'm certain I will be back to add and edit this list.
Rash Al Ghul...
ReplyDeletemah bad! never got the comic with him in it, so i've never actually seen his name written before. ;)
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